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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Sleep"

Original Song Title:

"Brush Your Teeth"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Sleep"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Hate waking up in the early am, it's a quarter to two
Catch some must needed sleep is what I wanna do
But I can't sleep (not a wink)
No more dreams (no F'ing sheep)!

Nothing on TV, shows are boring, it's half past three
CNN on that dread plane story
24/7 on view... I can't sleep!

... now four
Warm glass of milk for me...

...four
Insomnia means I'm pacing the floor

...five
And still no sunshine

...six
Watching some B-movie on Netflix

...seven
Wish I were in opiate heaven

....eight
Bed is cold, can't sleep medicate

...nine
It's now officially a new day

...ten
8 hrs wasted, coffee's brewing, then

... I suddenly feel tired again!!!

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