-> "The Deals on Replacement Vehicle Do Abound"
Original Song Title:
"The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round"
Parody Song Title:
"The Deals on Replacement Vehicle Do Abound"
The Lyrics
The deals on replacement vehicles do abound
Two were found
Safe and sound
The Hummers are now to be scrapyard bound
Some ISIS found!!!
(23,000)
The prices go up and down
Two options found
Shared design allowed
DARPA sure did shop around
JLTV vs XC2V for now
The XC2V more than a Jeep
Chevy 6.2l LS3
High HP, torgue, and speed
Long-travel A-arms, hydraulics troops need
(With)
LT315/70R17s
JLTV is a soldiers best wish
Easier to fix
More armor, better weapons mix
More capable, versatile, really kicks
Can recover, rebound!
17,000 from 2018
Important deadline to meet
Much harder to defeat
$100 billion if conditions it meets
300,000 Hummers standin' down!
From the beginning the Hummers were doomed
Blown-up, went boom!
Light armor, lacked room
Gunner with .50 up top filled with gloom
Insurgents all around!
IEDs were bad, bad, bad
Spelled death for the recon lads
Drove the troops mad
Larger armor too expensive, sad
Not enough to go around!
German armor hevyweight dimissed
GEFAS wanted, troops were pissed
IEDs countered (signal triggered)
Congress tried to keep indigenous
A solution to be found
Now our troops have two
Both of them are new
Oshkosh JLTV is approved
FlypModes moved underground
(When foreign missiles head inbound)!
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