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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Arms Tests"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of Arms Tests"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The US Secret Service tests every type of firearm in the world that it can get its hands on, foreign and domestic. Here's a list for Xmas for one tester...
On the first day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
a GSh-18
On the second day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the third day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the fourth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the fifth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the sixth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the seventh day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the eighth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the ninth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the tenth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Ten 805 CZs
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the eleventh day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Eleven ERMA snipers
Ten 805 CZs
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the twelfth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Twelve AKs thumping
Eleven ERMA snipers
Ten 805 CZs
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
the Service lent to me:
a GSh-18
On the second day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the third day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the fourth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the fifth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the sixth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the seventh day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the eighth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the ninth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the tenth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Ten 805 CZs
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the eleventh day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Eleven ERMA snipers
Ten 805 CZs
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
On the twelfth day of Arms Tests
the Service lent to me:
Twelve AKs thumping
Eleven ERMA snipers
Ten 805 CZs
Nine MP-7s
Eight AR-160s
Seven Barret R-7s
Six Galil Aces
Five SIG-320s
Four Sub-folders
Three Robinsons
Two Pole Radons
and a GSh-18
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I'll take an Uzi, a Stetchkin, a Reising .45 and a couple of MAS 1873 revolvers. I am sort of a traditionalist.
Whew! try singing that last verse in one breath! 5's
Patrick, I came up with this idea actually thinking about what you would want. But I had to alter the weapons due to SS testing norms which favor more modern arms. Also, thanks Jon.
And a Thompson with violin case.
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