-> "Shop the Malls"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Parody Song Title:
"Shop the Malls"
The Lyrics
Shop the malls with lots of money
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Ann-u-al consumer folly
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Fawn we now over E-tech marvels
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
And endless competing car deals
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Consumer debt does NOT abhor us
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Black Friday's become enormous
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Greedy lust and shopping pleasure
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Buying finite earthly treasures
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Spending for the debtor masses
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
For the tots: the lads and lasses (and adult asses)
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
To the poor house, all together
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Cards get maxed... then collection letters
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
When will the Xmas madness stop???
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