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Song Parodies -> "Shop the Malls"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shop the Malls"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Shop the malls with lots of money
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Ann-u-al consumer folly
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Fawn we now over E-tech marvels
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
And endless competing car deals
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Consumer debt does NOT abhor us
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Black Friday's become enormous
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Greedy lust and shopping pleasure
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Buying finite earthly treasures
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Spending for the debtor masses
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
For the tots: the lads and lasses (and adult asses)
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
To the poor house, all together
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Cards get maxed... then collection letters
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
When will the Xmas madness stop???
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Ann-u-al consumer folly
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Fawn we now over E-tech marvels
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
And endless competing car deals
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Consumer debt does NOT abhor us
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Black Friday's become enormous
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Greedy lust and shopping pleasure
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Buying finite earthly treasures
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Spending for the debtor masses
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
For the tots: the lads and lasses (and adult asses)
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
To the poor house, all together
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
Cards get maxed... then collection letters
Sh, sh, sh, shop... 'til you drop, drop, drop
When will the Xmas madness stop???
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Great job Rob! 5's all around!
$5.55
I can testify that a lot of people are buying guns for Christmas this year. For themselves and family.
Thanks guys! Have a Merry Xmas 😀
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