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Song Parodies -> "The NFL Abuser"
Original Song Title:
"The Itsy-Bitsy Spider"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The NFL Abuser"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The NFL abuser
Was Atlantic City out
Drinking and gambling
Then cursed his girlfriend out
Verbal match stunned
In the elevator shame
And the NFL abuser
Won't be playing any games
Due to CNN replays
Of the KO swing he made...
(Why is anyone shocked at player's gross display?)
Was Atlantic City out
Drinking and gambling
Then cursed his girlfriend out
Verbal match stunned
In the elevator shame
And the NFL abuser
Won't be playing any games
Due to CNN replays
Of the KO swing he made...
(Why is anyone shocked at player's gross display?)
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After all that, the woman MARRIED the SOB! That's the sort of behaviour that makes me less sympathetic to her plight. I'm sure it hurts the cause of other women trying to escape from abusive relationships. Ask any cop, emergency room personnel or social worker. They've seen this sort of thing a thousand times. It's no wonder they grow cynical.
I'm sure he will be forgiven soon after all it's not like he had the raw nerve the audacity the gall to talk about his Christian faith unlike Tim Tebow (completely unfair of The NFL to do this to Tebow but someday it WILL be Tebow Time again!) 5's
If course they'll forgive him, I mean they did it for Ray Lewis, why not? ;)
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