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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Comin' Around"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Comin' Around"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
A couple days late, but still seasonal..
Today is the day
That Santa comes out
Drivin' his sleigh
And givin' a shout
Santa Claus is comin' around
Breakfast, ate fast.
Danish, one slice
Mrs. Claus says
Look out for that ice
Santa Claus is comin' around
He's got his GPS set
For each house in the world
Geraldo gets a chess set
For Simone a watch that's pearled
Reindeers fly high
They're not gonna' trot
Wouldn't believe
This route that he's got
Santa Clause is comin' around
Just saw him on my rooftop
He landed with a glide
But as he stepped out of the sleigh
His boots began to slide..
He flipped somersaults
And fell on his thighs
But with smellin' salts
He opened his eyes
Santa Clause is comin' around
Santa Clause is comin' around
That Santa comes out
Drivin' his sleigh
And givin' a shout
Santa Claus is comin' around
Breakfast, ate fast.
Danish, one slice
Mrs. Claus says
Look out for that ice
Santa Claus is comin' around
He's got his GPS set
For each house in the world
Geraldo gets a chess set
For Simone a watch that's pearled
Reindeers fly high
They're not gonna' trot
Wouldn't believe
This route that he's got
Santa Clause is comin' around
Just saw him on my rooftop
He landed with a glide
But as he stepped out of the sleigh
His boots began to slide..
He flipped somersaults
And fell on his thighs
But with smellin' salts
He opened his eyes
Santa Clause is comin' around
Santa Clause is comin' around
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Ho, Ho, Ho-No!!! 555!
All the little kids in Colorado left brownies for Santa. He never made it to Kansas.
that clumsy jolly oaf! 555
Looks like Santa is making a few "slip-up's" this year! :-D lol!. Look! up in the sky! It's three 5's pulling a sleigh! :-)
Thanks Rob, Patrick, Jonathan, and WCJ
I like the GPS and the specifics. Little brush-strokes of detail let us know a master is at work. I had a merry Xmas without Santa. I could go a Danish for breakfast too.
Thanks, LL...for vote and comments..
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