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Song Parodies -> "I Want a Nuke Just Like Your Nukes, Says Ahmadinejad"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl That Married Dad"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Want a Nuke Just Like Your Nukes, Says Ahmadinejad"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Israeli prime minister Netanyahu declared that Iran has entered the "red zone" in developing a nuclear weapon. Both Obama and Romney say that they set a "red line" against Iranian success. Will sanctions be enough or will military strikes be needed? TOS's chorus is familiar but its two stanzas are not.
When I was a youth, my mullahs often said to me:
Take hostages for fee, before we loose them free. [1]
I soon took some over, but no ransom could I find;
It seems that Ronald Reagan was not leading from behind.
I will have to hold my ground until the right time comes around.
I want a nuke just like your nukes, says Ahmadinejad;
I'll boss the world when it's thrown or hurled at dhimmis [2] for ji-had.
A good ballistic missile starts long cruise,
Stuns and shoves those bloody hell-bent Jews.
I'll want more nukes just like that nuke; be wary, fear, I'm mad.
Where the towers gleam, there sits a country holding sway;
Through fears they fold away, where hearts are stung each day. [3]
Mother fears Islamic radicals might let nukes fly;
She feels they'll miss, beyond her place, but grieves for those who'll die.
No more dhimmis can be free; Al-lah has shined his love on me.
I want a nuke just like your nukes, says Ahmadinejad;
I'll boss the world when it's thrown or hurled at dhimmis for jihad.
A good ballistic missile starts long cruise,
Stuns and shoves those bloody hell-bent Jews.
I'll want more nukes just like that nuke; be wary, fear, I'm mad.
Take hostages for fee, before we loose them free. [1]
I soon took some over, but no ransom could I find;
It seems that Ronald Reagan was not leading from behind.
I will have to hold my ground until the right time comes around.
I want a nuke just like your nukes, says Ahmadinejad;
I'll boss the world when it's thrown or hurled at dhimmis [2] for ji-had.
A good ballistic missile starts long cruise,
Stuns and shoves those bloody hell-bent Jews.
I'll want more nukes just like that nuke; be wary, fear, I'm mad.
Where the towers gleam, there sits a country holding sway;
Through fears they fold away, where hearts are stung each day. [3]
Mother fears Islamic radicals might let nukes fly;
She feels they'll miss, beyond her place, but grieves for those who'll die.
No more dhimmis can be free; Al-lah has shined his love on me.
I want a nuke just like your nukes, says Ahmadinejad;
I'll boss the world when it's thrown or hurled at dhimmis for jihad.
A good ballistic missile starts long cruise,
Stuns and shoves those bloody hell-bent Jews.
I'll want more nukes just like that nuke; be wary, fear, I'm mad.
[1] Refers to the 1978 taking of 52 American embassy employees in Iran for 444 days.
[2] Non-believers in Islam are subject to a tax, conversion or death by Sharia law.
Refers to continual losses of military and civilian personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan.
[2] Non-believers in Islam are subject to a tax, conversion or death by Sharia law.
Refers to continual losses of military and civilian personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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For variety, change "be wary, fear, I'm mad" to "it's very clear, I'm bad" in the last line. In [1], I meant 1979; Ahmadinejad participated in the raid.
Clever use of an unwieldy name to produce a rhyme. This is a war nobody wants and will wreck what little recovery the government is lying to us about.
Hmmmm.... tax? conversion? death? Seems like a hard choice. :D
Patrick: Actually Mahmoud's surname is simple compared to some other Muslim names. I think he does want this war; it will presage return of the 12th Imam to rule an Islamic Caliphate.
Meriadoc: Unfortunately, the "believer" gets to make the choice these days.
Meriadoc: Unfortunately, the "believer" gets to make the choice these days.
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