-> "Flakschiff Niobe"
Original Song Title:
"Lonesome Coyote"
Parody Song Title:
"Flakschiff Niobe"
The Lyrics
Gelderland captured in 1940
Dutch training ship, small cruiser on duty
Kriegsmarine converted her easily
As the floating Flakschiff Niobe
It took over three years to complete
Meant to augment the small Finnish fleet
Soviets for Finnish battleship did seek
At Kotka, sent a force there to meet
Mistaken for the Väinämöinen
Red air power forces were joinin’
Fighters and bombers, force 131
Flak gunners tried to fight off this sum!
Battle lasted just 11 minutes
Were no Luftwaffe nor FAF units
Niobe took a total of 9 hits
They shot-down 9 aircraft very quick
Two bad strikes under the waterline
Started to sink evenly over time
German Flak gunners just kept on firing
Niobe was lost with sailors dying….
Luftwaffe Messers over Helsinki
FAF fighters not in vicinity
Huge Soviet force had proven deadly
But never got their sought enemy
Väinämöinen, the target, was missed
Sold to Reds, a reparation ship
Served as the Vyborg, the Red Navy with
She escaped the Kotka incident…
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