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Song Parodies -> "An Auto-Correct Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"A Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"An Auto-Correct Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #24 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge. Based on some common Auto-Correct fails, as well as some I found at DYAC.com
Have an auto-correct Christmas
Text love-interests from afar
Tell them you would like a shit
When you mean “like a shot”

Have an auto-correct Christmas
Open your iPhone’s text app
Watch a “what the hell” transform
Into a “what the he’ll”

Oh God, “dark and dusty”
Switched to “Sandusky”**
And I typed “gifts” so fast
It switched to “titties”

Have an auto-correct Christmas
The only place a “pen” turns
Into a “penis”
And a “condo” turns into a “condom”
** - Jerry Sandusky, not Sandusky, OH (though I kinda wish it was Sandusky, OH, because I'm really tired of the Jerry Sandusky news coverage).

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Rob Arndt - December 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Text-cellent! 555! Sorry for the late reply, had to go out with my brother all day and was exhausted when I came home! I had voted earlier on most of the songs... but had to go!
Rebekah Dub - December 24, 2011 - Report this comment
It's OK. I'm glad you enjoyed this song; I enjoyed writing it. Did you have fun with your brother?

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