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Song Parodies -> "Hot & Cold"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Hot & Cold"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Parody #10 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge. Dedicated to an ex whose name I won't mention.
Hot and cold, yes and no
Can’t decide, can’t commit
I wait here for my phone to ring
But when it does ring it is my mom
Should have known you won’t call
Should have known you won’t call
Hot and cold, yes and no
I’m angered by the sight
Of your “single” Facebook status
And we dated for over a year
I’ve waited patiently
I’ve waited patiently
Hot and cold, yes and no
I am not your doormat
But I’m drunk from all that red wine
And tempted to drunk-dial you
It’s not like you’ll commit
It’s not like you’ll commit
Can’t decide, can’t commit
I wait here for my phone to ring
But when it does ring it is my mom
Should have known you won’t call
Should have known you won’t call
Hot and cold, yes and no
I’m angered by the sight
Of your “single” Facebook status
And we dated for over a year
I’ve waited patiently
I’ve waited patiently
Hot and cold, yes and no
I am not your doormat
But I’m drunk from all that red wine
And tempted to drunk-dial you
It’s not like you’ll commit
It’s not like you’ll commit
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Not thinking of knocking on his door and 'carolling' this one to him then? ;^) Good work on getting to number #10 too - there's dedication!
Thank you, Wendy. I decided to challenge myself and see if I could write a parody a day for 25 days; I can't believe I'm almost halfway done. He probably wouldn't be happy with me if I serenaded him with this song, lol. =)
Rebekah NEVER disappoints. This one truly singable and so true to real life. Dub is the best tour guide for this or any other season.
Thank you. I try to make my songs fun and singable. =)
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