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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days of Christmas '44"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas '44"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Couldn't resist the temptation!!!
On the first day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
A shipment of Zyklon B!
On the second day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the third day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the fourth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the fifth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the sixth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the seventh day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the eighth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the ninth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the tenth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Ten tanks engaging,
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the eleventh day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Eleven snipers sniping,
Ten tanks engaging,
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the twelfth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Twelve gunners gunning,
Eleven snipers sniping,
Ten tanks engaging,
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
the Fuhrer sent to me
A shipment of Zyklon B!
On the second day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the third day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the fourth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the fifth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the sixth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the seventh day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the eighth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the ninth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the tenth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Ten tanks engaging,
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the eleventh day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Eleven snipers sniping,
Ten tanks engaging,
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
On the twelfth day of Christmas ‘44,
the Fuhrer sent to me
Twelve gunners gunning,
Eleven snipers sniping,
Ten tanks engaging,
Nine MEs tangling,
Eight MGs repeating,
Seven Flak guns firing,
Six BVs mine-laying,
Five V-2 launchings,
Four falling birds,
Three Henchmen,
Two brand-new subs,
And a shipment of Zyklon B!
Notes: 12 gunners gunning (PAK gunners), 11 snipers sniping (with Mausers), 10 tanks engaging (Tigers), 9 MEs engaging (Me Bf 109s), 8 MGs repeating (MG-42s), 7 Flak guns firing (88s), 6 BVs mine-laying (Bv-138s), 5 V-2 launchings (missiles), 4 falling birds (V-1s), 3 Henchmen (Gestapo), 2 brand-new subs (Type XXIs), and a shipment of Zyklon B (cyanide gas)...
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Not too bad... it paced pretty well aside from a couple things and would be very worthy of 4s if not 5s, if not for the '44 and V2 launchings hanging things up a bit. 3-4-4.
Nice job!
Thanks Porfle... and Andria, there was just no way around the '44 with all the weapons listed. The five V-2 launchings is a syllable off the five golden rings (5 vs 4)!!! Oh well, I tried to match lines up as best I could...
The most parodied song of all time. I think. Laughed even though I don't know what 3 of those things are.....................*looks up*
MM, WHAT three things? Did you refer to the lower comment box for notes on them??? Tell me and I'll explain. I bet two are the aircraft which are Messerschmitt Me Bf 109 fighter and Blohm und Voss Bv-138 seaplane that laid mines. MGs can just stand for machine guns but in this case the Germans used MG designations like MG-34 or 42. As for Zyklon B, it's the gas that was used in concentration camps to kill undesirables of all types, not just Jews. Did I answer everything for you? The Type XXI sub was the newer Electroboat with increased battery size, silent belt-drive, torpedo auto-loaders, and stealth covering (Opanol) and Tarnmatte for the Schnorkel!!!
Not bad, but you should have just did the parody as The 12 Days of Christmas (1944) instead and 5 V-launchings as well. But far be it for me to try to correct the resident Reichster ;-D
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