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Song Parodies -> "I Am a Formidable Samurai Girl"
Original Song Title:
"I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Am a Formidable Samurai Girl"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Another version of the OS for SamuraiMaster!!!
I am a formidable Samurai girl,
A tough Onna-bugeisha,
All the ninja assassins attacking,
beware my naginata!
From Empress Jingu to Gozen,
A female warrior of Japan,
Trained in tantojutsu and wielding kaiken,
A strong defender of my clan!
I am a formidable Samurai girl,
A tough Onna-bugeisha,
I am also quite enticing,
But my tanto sure can slice ya!
From Takeko to Masako,
All female warriors of Japan,
Beautiful, feminine, and yet,
I can take on any man!
A tough Onna-bugeisha,
All the ninja assassins attacking,
beware my naginata!
From Empress Jingu to Gozen,
A female warrior of Japan,
Trained in tantojutsu and wielding kaiken,
A strong defender of my clan!
I am a formidable Samurai girl,
A tough Onna-bugeisha,
I am also quite enticing,
But my tanto sure can slice ya!
From Takeko to Masako,
All female warriors of Japan,
Beautiful, feminine, and yet,
I can take on any man!
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Being a practitioner of kendo and atarashii naginata myself, I loved this one. Go-go-go!
I feel so......giddy.
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