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Song Parodies -> "I am a Very Loyal Swiss Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I am a Very Loyal Swiss Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Space does not permit me to go into detail on WW2 computers except to say that Konrad Zuse invented the first electro-mechanical type with a computer language by 1936 in his parent's apt- the Zuse Z-1. During the war with the Allies unaware, Zuse built many more computers of the Z-series as well as two of the S-series that were used by the Henschel aircraft company to design advanced swept wings for jet fighters and designs for missile aerodynamics. In 1945 the most advanced German computer the Z-4 was hidden in a barn in Germany right under Allied noses and then secretly transported by truck across the border to Switzerland, temporarily hidden on a Swiss farm protected by nothing more than a Swiss farm girl!! It later was used in the Swiss banking industry.
I am a very loyal Swiss girl,
As loyal as I can be
I live on a farm with cattle and pigs
Milking cows for dairy

My country works with Nazis
Collaborates during the war
German computer turns up missing, where did it go?
Hid in my barn the Zuse 4

I am a very loyal Swiss girl,
As loyal as I can be
I live on a farm with cattle and pigs
Milking cows for dairy

My country works with Nazis
Collaborates during the war
German computer turns up missing, where did it go?
Hid in my barn the Zuse 4
Drawing of simple 1940s little Swiss girl: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jackr/4594343/ Now, the Zuse Z-4 computer: http://www.weller.to/mus/img_dm/zuse-z4-lr.jpg

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PCGeek - September 03, 2011 - Report this comment
What would a Swiss girl do with a computer the size of the barn in 1945 anyway ;-)
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
The Zuse Z-4 wan't that big- you are thinking of British Colossus: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Colossus.jpg/300px-Colossus.jpg
Mr.Smarty - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh yeah??? Well, Mr. Brainiac, the Germans also used US IBM punch machines for the Holocaust too!!! They also stole the Schnorkel from the Dutch and the Bazooka from the US. To top it off, they also used foreign weapons from all their occupied nations, especially of French and Czech origin.
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
IBM was partnered with Germany pre-war and so the Hollerith machines were used- big deal... and the Germans IMPROVED the Schnorkel (even stealthed it with Tarnmatte) and the 76mm Bazooka into the 88mm Panzerschreck. Every nation used confiscated enemy weapons too...

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