-> "Poor Haiti"
Original Song Title:
"Poor Katie"
Parody Song Title:
"Poor Haiti"
The Lyrics
A month spent in July
Journalism in Haiti
US advertising was up
But 600,000 still live in tent cities
Poor, poor Haiti
How I pity you
Poor, poor Haiti
What more can I do???
If Haitians can’t find work
They must rely on charity
Government services are absent
“What Government?” someone asked me
(in the street)
(in the street)
Poor, poor Haiti
How I pity you
Poor, poor Haiti
What more can I do???
A cell phone company
Built street signs in better neighborhoods
And any Haitian can build anything (without Bureaucrats),
But it’s hard working on no food
Poor, poor Haiti
How I pity you
Poor, poor Haiti
What more can I do???
A lot of Haitians line up
Each morn at the US Embassy
They all want to get out (of Haiti)
To the Land of Liberty
Poor, poor Haiti
How I pity you
Poor, poor Haiti
What more can I do???
Poor, poor Haiti
How I pity you
Poor, poor Haiti
What more can I do???
The US has problems too…
The US has problems too…
The US has problems too…
The US has problems too…
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