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Song Parodies -> "Flex Of The Old 96"
Original Song Title:
"Wreck Of The Old 97"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Flex Of The Old 96"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Memorial tribute to Jack LaLanne, TV health Icon, who passed on a few weeks back.
In the autumn of -fourteen, San Fran- California
Was born a "Great" of our time
Many fine feats of strength..performed in his lifetime
At work-outs and diet, he'd shine
Sixty years on the Telly - was this icon and showman
Pumpin' up his muscle and soul..
Teachin' folks the way, with inspiration,
To gain bellyfat control..
He'd do a thousand push ups, and set a world's record
Often, he had said..
"Well, I just mustn't die, 'cause it would ruin my image.."
But the reaper no one can out-tread..
He was tough ol' Jack LaLanne,
Five foot, six inches of power
All his life preached a good health dream..
And was age, ninety-six, when he passed from pneumonia
Stayed true to his long life theme.
One more time..
He was tough ol' Jack LaLanne,
Fve foot, six inches of power
All his life preached a good health dream
And was age, ninety-six, when he died of pneumonia
Stayed true to his long life theme.
Stayed true to his long life theme.
Was born a "Great" of our time
Many fine feats of strength..performed in his lifetime
At work-outs and diet, he'd shine
Sixty years on the Telly - was this icon and showman
Pumpin' up his muscle and soul..
Teachin' folks the way, with inspiration,
To gain bellyfat control..
He'd do a thousand push ups, and set a world's record
Often, he had said..
"Well, I just mustn't die, 'cause it would ruin my image.."
But the reaper no one can out-tread..
He was tough ol' Jack LaLanne,
Five foot, six inches of power
All his life preached a good health dream..
And was age, ninety-six, when he passed from pneumonia
Stayed true to his long life theme.
One more time..
He was tough ol' Jack LaLanne,
Fve foot, six inches of power
All his life preached a good health dream
And was age, ninety-six, when he died of pneumonia
Stayed true to his long life theme.
Stayed true to his long life theme.
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AFW - I can only imagine the exercise program that Jack is planning for the angels! This is a fine and well-earned tribute. Now, drop and give me forty push-ups. ;D
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