-> "All Their Language Fine (politicians)"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Parody Song Title:
"All Their Language Fine (politicians)"
The Lyrics
Should lame-duck Congress be forgot,
And how they sought to bind?
Should One-Eleventh be forgot,
Recalling One-Oh-Nine?
For all their language fine I hear,
For all their language fine,
They wake not up from blindness yet
To all your pangs and mine.
The cure post-yule: freeze spending, stop!
Then deficits decline,
And we'll take a cut o' spineless set;
In Twenty-Twelve they'll whine.
For all their language fine I hear,
For all their language fine,
They wake not up from blindness yet
To all your pangs and mine.
ObamaCare they stoutly praise
As waivers now incline. [1]
They've pondered many a source of loot,
Installing tax (or fine?). [2]
For all their language fine I hear,
For all their language fine,
They wake not up from blindness yet
To all your pangs and mine.
E.P.A. thwarts dead carbon burn, [3]
Funds corn, wind, sun, kills mine(s).
Of seas, they've been afraid for shores
Since B.P. sank in brine.
For all their language fine I hear,
For all their language fine,
They wake not up from blindness yet
To all your pangs and mine.
They rarely stand, then must pretend,
And we must stand in line. [4]
They'll take the rights good millions sought. [5]
Forestall that gang's design!
For all their language fine I hear,
For all their language fine,
They wake not up from blindness yet
To all your pangs and mine.
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