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Song Parodies -> "Oh Wikileaks (The amiright Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Wikileaks (The amiright Version)"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

When Julian Assange and Wikileaks dumped their first load of classified documents, the New York Times and mainstream media lionized them as the second coming of Daniel Ellsberg. The administration and Attorney General Eric Holder did nothing, convinced that only humiliating info about Bush and Republicans would be released. This salivating ended abruptly, as Assange continues to post confidential info from ALL U.S. government administrations and the business community as well. It wasn't supposed to be that way! Among the documents were many incriminating and embarrassing facts about us here on amiright! Brace yourselves! ;D


Oh Wikileaks - they gave us peeks
At things once confidential.
The government, big "bizness" went
Berserk at its potential.
But reading all their posts last night,
They released stuff on amiright
And folks who submit to this sight.
It's not inconsequential!

Old Ribber's wife will take his life
When she sees his strip club bill.
Tom Turtle's shell can smell like hell,
The odor of it can kill.
J.A.B. peed in 'Frisco Bay.
Andria moved to Mandalay.
Dan Creeden's in the C.I.A.
Adagio's in Bill Gates' will.

Friend B.A. Dave lives in a cave,
Our "British" guys? A Scots clan!
And Michael P. - was outted! He
Has always been a Sox fan!
Wild Child JIN's banned in Idaho.
2Eagle is A.F. Won's bro.
Fiddlegirl's hot at ten below.
Mark Scotti's trapped in his can.

Lost castaways are D.J. Blaze,
Ann, Patrick, John, and Warren.
Our carly writes on sleepless nights.
Dylan can write while snorin'.
Christie Marie's hair has turned blue.
B.J.M. joined A.C.L.U.,
And Chucky weeps the whole week through -
Need writers who aren't borin'!

Don't see your name? Then feel no shame,
But don't start your your fist pumping.
Your luck will end when Julian
Releases next week's dumping.
By now my friends you might surmise
That Wikileaks is naught but lies,
And this song is a joke - surprise!
Happy New Year - or "sumpthing"!



At last! A tribute where you DON'T want to see your name! ;D

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Quite a unique and fun romp with your mash of the "Wiki" thing and some of AIR's authors.
Max Power - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a good thing he didn't release info about me humming anime songs in the sho...oops.
Old Man Ribber - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL...thanks for the fun comments! ;D
Belle - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad to contibute my name (Adagio), since I am in Bill Gates will (I wish). 5's and thanks!
B. J. M. - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Yep, I joined Always Chide Liberal Upstarts. I voted 555, although "sight" in line 7 should be "site" and there's an extra "your" in line 34. But the rhymes are so ingenious, I LOL!

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