(All three)
We three stars are now with the Heat,
And our team no one can defeat.
Driving, scoring, dunking, bor-ing!
No one else can compete.
Sooo...just...
Buy your tickets, see us play.
No three guys are are great this way.
Lots of ego - watch as we go
To the top of N.B.A.

(LeBron)
I'm LeBron - at last I have come.
In Cleve-land - they call me a bum.
Did no college, who needs know-ledge!
I'll beat you like a drum.
I'm...tops...
No one else can make that claim.
Ditched Cleveland but feel no shame.
Just want one thing - must get my ring!
I'm the best man in the game.

(Dwayne)
I'm Dwayne Wade - I'm gifted and wise.
I'm the face of this proud franchise.
Made the trip - won my cham-pi-on-ship.
Not sure I need these guys.
Oh...well...
I can dunk and I can score,
If those two don't hog the floor.
Of us big trees - my Miami's
Only team that I've played for.

(Chris)
I'm Chris Bosh - I'm great, what the heck.
Spent one season at Georgia Tech,
Then went pronto - to To-ron-to.
Opponent players I wreck.
Watch...me...
Six-eleven, willowy,
But here I'm just one of three.
Bring enforcement - but endorsements
Never seem to come to me.

(All three)
Each of us - a Three Musketeer,
Bringing hope but causing some fear.
It'd be fright'ning - if we're fight-ing
When playoff time is near!
Pray...we...
Play as one and show some class,
Not just shoot but screen and pass.
Keep it smiley - or Pat Riley
Will return and kick our *ss!