-> "The Runny Nose Will Vex Us"
Original Song Title:
"The Yellow Rose of Texas"
Parody Song Title:
"The Runny Nose Will Vex Us"
The Lyrics
Oh the runny nose will vex us, when sick with flu are we,
No other bug can match it, for common agony.
We cried from ragweed fever, but flu has got it beat,
And if it doesn’t kill us, we’ll party in the street.
It’s the most annoying symptom that noses ever knew,
With drops of liquid diamonds, that sparkle like the dew;
You may feed us anti-histamines and mugs of green leaf tea (blech!),
But the runny nose will vex us, with most perfect certainty.
With the mucus river flowing, and fev’rish eyes so bright,
She lies in wretched misery all through the sleepless night
I know that she remembers, when we parted yesterday,
I kissed her oh so sweetly, and gave my germs away.
It’s the most annoying symptom that noses ever knew,
With drops of liquid diamonds, that sparkle like the dew;
You may feed us anti-histamines and mugs of green leaf tea (blech!),
But the runny nose will vex us, with most perfect certainty.
But when she’s well she’ll find me, and my heart is full of dread,
I’ll sing the blues sincerely, and wish that I were dead
She’ll stuff my nose with pepper, and ruin it for shore,
And the runny nose that vexes shall be mine forevermore.
It’s the most annoying symptom that noses ever knew,
With drops of liquid diamonds, that sparkle like the dew;
You may feed us anti-histamines and mugs of green leaf tea (blech!),
But the runny nose will vex us, with most perfect certainty.
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