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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Babes of Woods' (Tiger) Mess"

Original Song Title:

"Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Twelve Babes of Woods' (Tiger) Mess"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Time to leave poor Tiger alone and get on to Christmas? - no it isn't; it is time to combine them.
Oh, the first babe of Woods’ mess
It’s Rachel . . . watch the tree!
And a texting, now misery.

Oh, the second babe of Woods” mess
From Tool Academy,
Knew L. A. love,
Was a waitress, name of Jaimee.

Oh, the third babe of Woods” mess,
Some Vegas revelry,
Sweet wench bends,
Threw off golf gloves,
For Kalika, The Bank, for spree.

Oh, the fourth babe of Woods” mess,
His breakfast might be free,
Floor calling her,
Church bench friends,
View in the buff,
And a spanking for young Mindy.

Oh, the fifth babe of Woods” mess,
The Vegas drinks are free,
Hair’s golden strings,
Like Elin sure,
She’s blond and
Woos Tiger shoves,
She is Jungers, name of Jaime.

Oh, the sixth babe of Woods” mess,
Club Butter’s where she’ll be,
Sex pleaser playing,
Jive, bold, with thong,
Poor (a)palling spurs,
Wee pinched buns,
Who better does,
Give a Ristproofing than Cori.

Oh, the seventh babe of Woods” mess,
A pornstar, blond hottie,
Having done a-brimming,
Flicks – sleazy swaying,
Live online flings,
Whore balling nerds,
Bondage films,
Whose fertile muff,
Has some mistletoe with Holly.

Oh, the eighth babe of Woods” mess,
It’s Joslyn on the tee,
Bait waits, she’s silky,
Lesson on, she’s simm’ring,
Pics, crease displaying,
Live while she swings,
More sprawling turns,
She’ll quench end,
Woo Woods cream puff,
So bizarre and a bit kinky.

Oh, the ninth babe of Woods” mess,
She is a VIP,
Wine waiting, glancing,
Mate fades, she’s willing,
Serving done she’s shimm’ring,
Chick’s easy, preying,
Strive for golf king,
More crawling, yearns,
She’s unknown,
New girl in rough,
But a waitress at the Roxy.

Oh, the tenth babe of Woods” mess,
He looked to Brit’s TV,
Accords are reaping,
Gyrating, prancing,
Fate, maids a-bilking,
Now the piece is dimming,
Nixed, gone, no straying,
She’s cold, won’t sing,
No telling bird,
She’s unknown,
Knew just enough,
That she was on the BBC.

Oh, the eleventh babe of Woods” mess,
A cougar she might be,
Arriving, wipes his piping,
Bent sword’s a-creeping,
Fine blade’s romancing,
Date laid’s, now wilting,
Sudden yawn, he’s slimming,
Licked piece a-laying,
Strive - gold and bling,
Swore all she earns,
Free lunch then,
Too flirty, rough,
All the young men think she’s sexy.

And the twelfth babe of Woods” mess,
Well, Elin, it should be,
Swell slummers numbing,
Surviving vipers’ sniping,
Bent hordes a-peeping,
Find mate enhancing,
Hate trade’s a-shilling,
Giving fans a skimming,
Sick, cheesy braying,
Find old love strings,
You’re crawling, stir,
Tree bent meant,
New try at love,
And a heart bridge destiny.
Merry Christmas all.

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Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Eleven over par...and still not in the clubhouse! ;)
AFW - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This quite remarkable...you've transformed an old traditional chestnut into a fresh and topical Tiger spoof punch bowl...of spicy phrasing, lines, rhymes, and metaphors...and I like the fact that you didn't follow the usual boring repeat of each gift line...very entertaining...I think even Tiger would like it...
SOTM - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Does Tiger yell "Fore!" whenever he has sex? And which one of these foxes he beds really makes his putter stand?
UnKnownVixen - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, I'm sure his ego would indeed like this 'tribute' to his now infameous 9-iron ! !
Chance Gollnick - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Good structure and good laughs!! Tiger woods is a "pimp"
Timmy1000 - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all. The Tiger story goes on and on and on
blackjack21 - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Echo AFW's comments. Love the way you did this one Timmy. Very original and very well done. I can't believe this only has 4 votes so far! Come on people, this is good stuff here! Anyway, great job. 555
Tiger - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
You got me good re my 'skins' game!
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This is AWESOME!!! 555
SamuraiMaster - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Just wait until number number 20 reveals herself...
alvin - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious....12 holes in one
carly_carlz - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Hole in one. 555
TW - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious.

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