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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Fuzzy Warbles (XTC reissue programme song)"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Day of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Fuzzy Warbles (XTC reissue programme song)"
Parody Written by:
Adam J Smith
The Lyrics
To get this, you really need to be an XTC fan following all the out-take collections/compilations that have been released by the otherwise inactive band during the last ten years
In the first Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me
A Partridge demo CD.
In the second Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
On the third day of Christmas,
XTC gave to me,
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the fourth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
IN the fifth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the sixth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
XTC gave to me,
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
IN the eighth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Eight Apple out-takes,
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the ninth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the tenth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Ten Dukes Of demos
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the eleventh Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Eleven "Peter Pumpkins"
Ten Dukes Of demos
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the twelth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Twelve Andrews drum tracks,
Eleven "Peter Pumpkins"
Ten Dukes Of demos
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
XTC gave to me
A Partridge demo CD.
In the second Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
On the third day of Christmas,
XTC gave to me,
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the fourth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
IN the fifth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the sixth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
XTC gave to me,
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
IN the eighth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Eight Apple out-takes,
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the ninth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the tenth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Ten Dukes Of demos
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the eleventh Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Eleven "Peter Pumpkins"
Ten Dukes Of demos
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
In the twelth Fuzzy Warbles,
XTC gave to me,
Twelve Andrews drum tracks,
Eleven "Peter Pumpkins"
Ten Dukes Of demos
Nine Nonesuch noises
Eight Apple out-takes
Seven Wasp re-workings,
Six Chambers cut-offs
Five "Go 2" things,
Four Colin songs
Three Wise Men,
Two "Murdered Loves"
And a Partridge demo CD.
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