-> "Winter Blunder Grand"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Parody Song Title:
"Winter Blunder Grand"
The Lyrics
Lights to hang, snow is glist'ning
Hope that I, won't be slipping
But I think I might
I'm fearful of heights
Maybe I should call a handyman
On my way up the ladder
Freezing rain, pitter patter
I hope that I'm wrong
My fall would be long
Stuck here in a scary no man's land
In the morning sun was out no snow, man
Afternoon the snow is falling down
If I wasn't married I'd say, "No man!"
But promised her this job would be done now
Can't go on, can't go higher
As I cling ever tighter
I'm deathly afraid
I'll need some first aid
Think I got a splinter in my hand
See the snow, icy glist'ning
Now I know, I'm a'slipping
A terrible fright
My body in flight
Won'dring where the hell I'm gonna land
Looks like I was shot out from a cannon
Then descend just like a circus clown
Hope there's something soft that I can land on
Until I see the Wise Man and his crown
Then I land, ain't it thrilling
And my blood, comes a'spilling
My limbs all astray
They take me away
Think I've had my under armor lanced
Shocking, there's a king's crown in my can
Talking 'bout my winter blunder grand
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