Do you ever spit on people
When you talk? (when you talk?)
See 'em wipe their face
And at you, angry gawk..(angry gawk..)
Do they back up for more space, then
Hold their hand up to their face, then
Do you ever spit on people
When you talk? (when you talk?)

It can happen while conversing
Expelled air..(expelled air)
When your tongue/teeth synchronizin's
Off a hair..(off a hair)
If you drink and have a mustache
Tiny drops flip like a whiplash
Accidently slings saliva,
Watch 'em stare (watch 'em stare)

When it happens, what's the proper
Etiquette ? (etiquette)
Do you blurt out, "Oh, I'm sorry"
Or forget? (or forget)
It's a funny Spit-uation
Does it need an explanation?
Do you ever spit on people
Get 'em wet (get 'em wet)

Tiny droplets of saliva
Can propel (can propel)
And cause looks of shocked surprise like
"What the Hell?" (what the Hell?)
Spit can zip right off your lipper
Like a small "SeaWorld" with Flipper
Do you ever spit on people
Do you pal? (do you pal?)

Do you ever spit on people
When you talk?..........