Song Parodies -> Ross Point Camp
| Original Song Title: | "Frosty The Snow Man" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ross Point Camp" |
| Parody Written by: | Leprechaun |
This past summer I was at a camp call Ross Point Camp. The theme of the week was Christmas in July. At the end of the week, each cabin was required to write to a christmas song about our week. Obviously, we got Frosty The Snow Man. The chorus is marked by an (*). So here it is. Can you guess which person I am?
Ross Point camp was a jolly happy place.
With two boy cabins and lots more girls,
Life couldn’t get any better.
Tipping canoes and an amazing race;
With fights and punches and loves and hugs,
And campers who were dog-tired.
During foof time,
Our councilors couldn’t hear the bell.
So we stayed inside til’ half past five,
And now they no longer live.
*There was a lot of fellowship and many people cried.
*But when the lights went out at night,
*Erika started to snore.
Sam is so quiet and she hardly ever talks,
But Jan makes up for all of it ,
When she burps and farts and spits.
Jessica is a Jobs Daughter,
But we thought she said globetrotter.
Then there’s Nicole and she’s the loudest one of all,
Even though she’s really cute.
Now it’s Friday,
Jamela’s burn still hurts.
Angel’s finger is in a splint
And Corrine can barely move,
And Mexico is the best.
With two boy cabins and lots more girls,
Life couldn’t get any better.
Tipping canoes and an amazing race;
With fights and punches and loves and hugs,
And campers who were dog-tired.
During foof time,
Our councilors couldn’t hear the bell.
So we stayed inside til’ half past five,
And now they no longer live.
*There was a lot of fellowship and many people cried.
*But when the lights went out at night,
*Erika started to snore.
Sam is so quiet and she hardly ever talks,
But Jan makes up for all of it ,
When she burps and farts and spits.
Jessica is a Jobs Daughter,
But we thought she said globetrotter.
Then there’s Nicole and she’s the loudest one of all,
Even though she’s really cute.
Now it’s Friday,
Jamela’s burn still hurts.
Angel’s finger is in a splint
And Corrine can barely move,
And Mexico is the best.
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Sir, they all sound like joyful, happy campers to me!
Uh...littleCamperCakes, i'm a female....not a guy....lolz....*extreamly uncomfortable*
oh, and for the record, i'm not a camp counclier here. i'm just a camper.
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