Song Parodies -> Carol of the Whores
| Original Song Title: | "Carol of the Bells" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Carol of the Whores" |
| Parody Written by: | Rachel |
Got to lose weight
Got to lose weight
Got to lose weight
Got to lose weight
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
I am the queen of whores
Wearing string bikinis
I weigh eighty pounds
Would you like to touch me there?
Would you like to touch me there?
Got to get drunk
Got to get drunk
Got to get drunk
Got to get drunk
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
I am the queen of whores
I have a thousand boyfriends
I don't eat at all
Would you like to touch me there?
Would you like to touch me there?
Where is my shirt
Oh forget it
I am a whore
So I don't need a shirt
Must get horny
Must get hornaaaaaayyyyy
Got to lose weight
Got to lose weight
Got to lose weight
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
I am the queen of whores
Wearing string bikinis
I weigh eighty pounds
Would you like to touch me there?
Would you like to touch me there?
Got to get drunk
Got to get drunk
Got to get drunk
Got to get drunk
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
Must get horny
I am the queen of whores
I have a thousand boyfriends
I don't eat at all
Would you like to touch me there?
Would you like to touch me there?
Where is my shirt
Oh forget it
I am a whore
So I don't need a shirt
Must get horny
Must get hornaaaaaayyyyy
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