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Song Parodies -> "Sniff Airplane Glue"

Original Song Title:

"The Old Grey Mare"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sniff Airplane Glue"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

The Pen is Flightier than the Sword
Sniff airplane glue
And GROUND all epiphanies
NOSEDIVE your dreams to be
Go down in INFAMY
Sniff Airplane glue
As high as a kite you'll be
Many brain cells will go

Many brain cells will go
Tiny brain cells no more
Sniff airplane glue
And loose all STICK control
Anyone like you know?

Huff airplane glue
And sing malaPROPeries
Speak high falunacies
Contact HIGH-JINKSeries
Huff airplane glue
For BRAIN STORM bafooneries
Many brain cells will go

Many brain cells will go
Tiny brain cells no more
Huff airplane glue
For CROP DUST lobotomies
Anyone like you know?
copyright © 2006 ~ Lionel Mertens ~
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John Barry - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Fun to sing along with.
alvin rhodes - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
screamingly funny and i love the fact that you've turned a horse song into a glue song...
TJC - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Superglue parody!
Lionel Mertens - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks JB, alvin, and TJC.
PMS - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This one will stick with me awhile. 555
Kristof Robertson - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you been partaking yourself, Lionel? ;-) Riotous rib-tickling. 555
Jason - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Superb. A lot better than TJC's awful pun. 555
The Ghost of Lloyd Bridges - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like I picked the wrong week to assume that this parody was about me in "Airplane!"

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