-> "Zip, It Won't Do"
Original Song Title:
"Skip To My Lou"
Parody Song Title:
"Zip, It Won't Do"
The Lyrics
Fly jammin' in the silk
Zip, Fly, Zip
Fly stickin' in the silk
Zip, Fly, Zip
Oh, how embarrassing,
Bathroom trip
Hide in the undies, Charlie..
Won't zip,...what'll I do?
Won't close,... what'll I do?
Jaycee...speech set for two
Stay in the undies, Charlie..
Seal it with duct tape,
Have to do..
Close it with duct tape,
Strong as glue..
Lucky I had some
With me, too
Stay in the undies, Charlie
Old tape,.... don't wanna' stick
Old tape,.... don't wanna' stick
Oh boy!....what a "Pre-dick"
Hang in the undies, Charlie..
Try some stick pins
Good, I got two
Try some stick pins
Good, I got two
Ouch! they're stickin'
Charlie, too
(But) hang in the undies, Charlie
Looks good,.... time for my speech
Walk slow,.... watch where ya' reach
Don't need..... thorns in my peach
Rest in the undies, Charlie
"Ladies and Gentlemen..."
Pins begin to hurt
Trousers are opening
Too short is my shirt
Hear people gasping, now
Everyone's alert
All of the crowd sees Charlie
(And it had to be on the same day
I was wearin' the wife's panties..)
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