-> "What A Blend We Have In Cheeses"
Original Song Title:
"What A Friend We Have In Jesus"
Parody Song Title:
"What A Blend We Have In Cheeses"
What a blend we have in cheeses
Tasty mold from everywhere
Such as Colby Jack, and Beenleigh,
And from goat milk, Gouda's there
Asadero, and Gloucester.
Bleu and Cheddar, what a pair..
Cheese is loved the whole world over
There's all kinds, so get your share
Great food friends we have in cheeses
Appetizers, cubes with flair
Roguefort, Jarlsberg, and Fontina
Swiss with holes from bubbled air
Plates for parties to embellish
Tangy tidbits, every square
Monterey Jack, Sharp, and Muenster
Sample each one from your chair
Mozzarella, and Ricotta
blends from Italy, we snare
Parmesan, also, Romano
Provolone, too, garnish fare
For all social get togethers
Serve your choice, show you care
One suggested combination,
Cottage mixed with peach or pear
What a Blend We have In Cheeses
Each, unique of taste, so rare
Many connoisseurs of dairy
Taste and show their savior faire
Here we shall not list limburger
Pungent smell to foul the air
Since this parody has done that
Let them mention it elsewhere..
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||5.0|
|Overall Rating: ||5.0|
|Total Votes: ||8|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||8||