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Song Parodies -> "In Case You're Jehovah Witness"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"In Case You're Jehovah Witness"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

In case you're Jehovah Witness
In case you're Jehovah Witness
In case you're Jehovah Witness
Get the heck out of here!!!

Don't mean to be rude, but don't want pamphlet
I already got religion, so please leave me here!!!

Don't want your religion learning
Don't want your religion learning
Its not that I'm book burning
We're just Christian here

You won't go until I confirm
You won't go until I confirm
Just please go I will not confirm
The facts I made clear!!!

Please don't give a ring
Jews, Hindus, Amish
I'm pleased with religion
You're trespassing here!!!

In case you're Jehovah Witness
In case you're Jehovah Witness
In case you're Jehovah Witness
Get your mass out of here!!!
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Peter Andersson - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
"Get your mass out of here"! Was that the site's script's auto correction or a deliberate pun, I wonder.
Matthias - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That was a deliberate pun, does the site really auto correct things?
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
In the forums there's such a function, or was, I'm not sure if it's there any more, ass/mass is/was one I remember. I don't know if it's ever been implemented here, hence my wondering.
Jehovah - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Get a life
DJ Blaze - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Matthias, this is a good parody. About the correcting, this site mainly censors cursing by asterisks, even if the word is part of a name, for instance "Megumi Fukus***a".
Nick Zeman - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I can just throw the bible and trinity at them and they would be forbidden to come to my house by their bosses LOL.
malcolm higgins - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I have four things to say to them when they arrive all dresed up in their white shirts and terrible ties.. 1) The Father 2) The Son and the Holy Spirit.. oh and I have an appointment at the blood donor clinic.. gotta run.. 5-5-5 from this kid. I see we have an JW voter for your ones.. sad it's been voted on for belief and not content, Jesus ROCKS in any song
lilCat0Licker - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
This is cute, Sir ! wherever your 'mAss' goes . . .

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