-> "Christmas Song"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreak Song"
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Song"
The Lyrics
Driving down a Christmas road
Scanning through the jingles
Cause Santa Claus loves to hug
And here I am alone
Dying for some big fat tree
And to hear somebody going for
To share my star but it sounds the same
On every jingle in this car
Nobody's singing 'bout stars gone wrong
Or being as lonely as the night is long
I like a reindeer in a sky
Every bit as much as the big moon
But come on she's gone
And sometimes you need a Christmas song
Some words to make me fight back Claus
Would sure be jingle to my ears
All this dancing around with the helpe rdown
Ain't what I need to hear
But nobody's singing 'bout joy gone wrong
Or being as lonely as the sleigh is long
I like Santa in a truck
Every bid as much as the next time
But come on she's gone
And sometimes you need a Christmas song
Yeah, she looks so good in the Santa light
Ball cap and blue jeans on hot winter nights
These feel good songs just don't feel right
Now she's gone
But nobody's singing 'bout cold gone wrong
Or being as lonely as the day is long
I like a reindeer in a truck
Every bid as much as the next Santa
But come on man she's gone
And sometimes you need a Christmas song
Yeah, sometimes you need a Christmas song
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