Song Parodies -> Dangler In Paradise
| Original Song Title: | "Stranger In Paradise" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Bennett |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dangler In Paradise" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Damn my wham!
He's a dangler in paradise
I'm lusty for underland
He's a dangler in paradise
No, he's not firm and wide
These are dangers in paradise
For impotent fools like him
Near angels like you..
We shared a kiss, and he ascended
Out of his climbin' place, next to the pair
But, here in space, he hangs suspended
No blood will flow, I'm embarrassed and bare..
Lord, please answer the desp'rate prayer
Of a dangler in paradise
Who's limp as a rag down there
Please grant what he hungers for..
Make him, in my angel's eyes
One big Ranger in paradise
Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more..
Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more
He's a dangler in paradise
I'm lusty for underland
He's a dangler in paradise
No, he's not firm and wide
These are dangers in paradise
For impotent fools like him
Near angels like you..
We shared a kiss, and he ascended
Out of his climbin' place, next to the pair
But, here in space, he hangs suspended
No blood will flow, I'm embarrassed and bare..
Lord, please answer the desp'rate prayer
Of a dangler in paradise
Who's limp as a rag down there
Please grant what he hungers for..
Make him, in my angel's eyes
One big Ranger in paradise
Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more..
Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more
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you rose to the occasion updating this ol' chestnut
Thanks, alvin
A very viagr-eeable parody dude. You've stiffened my resolve...;-) 55
Thanks, Kristof
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At least you have a dangler. A mangler got mine in my parody today lol.
Thanks, Guy...and thanks, Dee
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