Damn my wham!
He's a dangler in paradise
I'm lusty for underland
He's a dangler in paradise
No, he's not firm and wide
These are dangers in paradise
For impotent fools like him
Near angels like you..

We shared a kiss, and he ascended
Out of his climbin' place, next to the pair
But, here in space, he hangs suspended
No blood will flow, I'm embarrassed and bare..

Lord, please answer the desp'rate prayer
Of a dangler in paradise
Who's limp as a rag down there
Please grant what he hungers for..

Make him, in my angel's eyes
One big Ranger in paradise
Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more..

Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more