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Song Parodies -> "Whimper Wonderland"

Original Song Title:

"(Walkin' in a) Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"Whimper Wonderland"

Parody Written by:

Masha 93

The Lyrics

Ever been snowed in with the family?
Whimper Wonderland

North wind howls, hear it whistling,
Sets your neck hairs a’bristling
Hey, we’ll be all right!
Tucked in for the night
Snug here in our winter wonderland.

Snowflakes fell while we slumbered
Our provisions are numbered
I wonder how long
We’ll all get along
Stuck here in our winter wonderland.

Checked the generator and the gas can
Found out that the level’s really down.
We stared at each other and said, “Whoa, man!
“We should’ve pick up more last time in town!”

I would like to inquire,
“Could we please start a fire?
“I’m cold! I’m afraid!
“Relief’s been delayed—
“(We’re) stuck here in our winter wonderland.”

Went back out again to check the gas can.
Spilled the last few gallons on the ground.
We’ll just have to figure out a new plan
To stay warm now the power lines are down.

Fam’ly life—so fulfillin’!
So far there’s been no killin’....
I guess we just stay
‘Til sometime next May
Stuck here in our winter wonderland.
Copyright 2007, M.R. Woodard

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Patrick - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Snow and ice are wonderful things to sing about while you're recording your Christmas TV special in a Hollywood studio in June. This song captures the reality of living in a "Winter Wonderland". Funny and fitting.
Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm "chilled"!!!! Liked it...

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