Whimper Wonderland

North wind howls, hear it whistling,
Sets your neck hairs a’bristling
Hey, we’ll be all right!
Tucked in for the night
Snug here in our winter wonderland.

Snowflakes fell while we slumbered
Our provisions are numbered
I wonder how long
We’ll all get along
Stuck here in our winter wonderland.

Checked the generator and the gas can
Found out that the level’s really down.
We stared at each other and said, “Whoa, man!
“We should’ve pick up more last time in town!”

I would like to inquire,
“Could we please start a fire?
“I’m cold! I’m afraid!
“Relief’s been delayed—
“(We’re) stuck here in our winter wonderland.”

Went back out again to check the gas can.
Spilled the last few gallons on the ground.
We’ll just have to figure out a new plan
To stay warm now the power lines are down.

Fam’ly life—so fulfillin’!
So far there’s been no killin’....
I guess we just stay
‘Til sometime next May
Stuck here in our winter wonderland.