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Song Parodies -> "The National Guard Goes Rolling Along"

Original Song Title:

"The Army Goes Rolling Along (The Army Song)"

Original Performer:

The U.S. Army

Parody Song Title:

"The National Guard Goes Rolling Along"

Parody Written by:

Silly Nelson Duncan

The Lyrics

I have served the U.S. Army on active duty for 6 years and the Army National Guad for 5 years. I once worked a civilian job with a gentleman who had served in the regular Army during the Vietnam War. This gentleman had a mis-conception that the only thing National Guard Soldiers do during drill weekend is drink beer in the woods. I wrote this parody as a joke to make fun of his assuptions. Note: The Army song is to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along" by Brigadier General E.L. Gruber
The National Guard Goes Rolling Along (Chorus)

First to fight for the right,
To get drunk every night,
And The Guard Goes Rolling Along
Grab your bong, sing this song,
Drinking Brewski's all night long,
And the Guard Goes Rolling Along.

Then it's Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Beer Truck's on its way.
Count off the keggers loud and strong (TWENTY THREE!)
For where e'er we go,
Beer cans we'll leave ya know
As The Guard Goes Rolling Along. -"It's reverse psycology"

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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Rick C - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was rather good and, thank you for serving your country. I salute you.

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