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Song Parodies -> "The Michael Moore Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Mickey Mouse March"
Original Performer:
The Mouseketeers
Parody Song Title:
"The Michael Moore Song"
Parody Written by:
CryHavoc
The Lyrics
Time to hold your ears, folks! Though you will recognize this tune, you have never heard these lyrics before, so gather 'round and get ready to make some music. All you need is a thumping beat, so find a drum...or a box....or better yet....pound out a beat on that shitpile who calls shit like 'Bowling for Columbine' and 'Sicko' documentaries! (For a REAL Documentary, I recommend the BBC ones.....) Get ready...because here we go!!!!!
The Michael Moore Song
(Sung to the "Mickey Mouse Club March)
Who's the git enabling those
who murder you and me?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E!
Insipid biased shit
is not a Documentary!
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E!
Michael Moore
(Stupid Schmuck!)
Michael Moore
(What the F*ck?)
Let's get some rope and string his ass up
High! High! High! High!
Disavow this asshole
in the name of liberty!
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
Who's the idiot that enables
Islamic Perfidy?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
Strives to go in-depth
but is as shallow as can be?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
Michael Moore!
(I'm not a fan!)
Michael Moore!
(Join Rather, Dan)
If you believe his tripe you must be...
High! High! High! High!
Who's the one that lacks a clue
to base reality?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
(Sung to the "Mickey Mouse Club March)
Who's the git enabling those
who murder you and me?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E!
Insipid biased shit
is not a Documentary!
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E!
Michael Moore
(Stupid Schmuck!)
Michael Moore
(What the F*ck?)
Let's get some rope and string his ass up
High! High! High! High!
Disavow this asshole
in the name of liberty!
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
Who's the idiot that enables
Islamic Perfidy?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
Strives to go in-depth
but is as shallow as can be?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
Michael Moore!
(I'm not a fan!)
Michael Moore!
(Join Rather, Dan)
If you believe his tripe you must be...
High! High! High! High!
Who's the one that lacks a clue
to base reality?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L-M-O-O-R-E
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That would take one stout rope.
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