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Song Parodies -> "Who Stole My Freaking Glove"

Original Song Title:

"(Who Wrote)The Book Of Love"

Original Performer:

The Monotones

Parody Song Title:

"Who Stole My Freaking Glove"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Has anybody ever stolen Michael Jackson's Glove? I've taken this old hit by the Monotones from 1958 to try and imagine what might happen.
I wonder, wonder, who, who-oo-ooh, WHO {Loud Drum beat}
(Who stole my Freaking glove)

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Oh, who stole my freaking glove
I've got to know who did it
'Cause you know I'm really bummed

(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, could be so rude, DUDE) {Loud Drum beat}
(To steal my freaking glove)

Could it be Marlon?
A member of my crew?
Well, whoever took my freaking glove
I'll put in my zoo

(While they're down there I will make them eat my poo, EEWW!){Loud Drum beat}
(Teach them to steal my glove)

("Janet did", said La Toya)
(It covered her other breast)
("She's a liar". said Janet,
("You know she's been stirring up some trouble, what a pest")
(Germaine said he suspected a member of your band)
(You're just about to crack up)
(all this bullsh*t you just can't stand)

(None of the crap that they've told you is the truth, FOO!) {Loud Drum beat}
(Might have to get real rough)

Maybe, maybe, maybe
politeness just won't do
Hell, I think it's time you did get tough
And do what you must do

(Put a gun to their dumb heads, that's what you'll do, BOO!) (Loud Drum beat}
(Tell me who took my glove)

(Father said was your mother )
(Your mother said "don't you start")
(Germaine now says he's not sure)
(He thought it was a member of your band, but it was dark)
(A friend said someone entered your suite after the dance)
(Was just a boy you slept with)
(And you'd already checked his pants )

(Sure a bummer trying to figure out just who, WHO) {Loud Drum beat}
(Who stole your god-damn glove)

"Pay me, pay me, pay me"
some young boy said to you
"Cause it happens that I have your glove
used it to wipe your goo"

(What a blunder, now I wonder what to do? hmmm) {really, really quiet drum beat}
(My goo is on that glove)

I'm really screwed (BAD!)
DNA on that glove

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 19

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Adagio - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehehe! You hit the funny here, starting with the title. I started laughing when I just saw that! It occurrs to me that he might just have some obsession with his glove after all. I like the way you phrased 'goo'. 5's :D
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I do hope it wasn´t the same guy who stole Lemmy´s hat. It was returned after about a year, though now that you have put the picture of Frighty Whity / Treehanger Boybanger´s goo on it in my mind I may never be able to forgive you! :-P
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Thanks, glad you liked it. When I first started I wasn't quite sure if I was going to be able to connect it all up. Know 1 - I'm sure there's only an infinitesimal possibility of that being the case. There now, doesn' t that make you feel much better?
Dee Range - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This has many hilarious lines. Fantastic parody.555
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee...
John Barry - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the way you brought the whole wacked family in, Paul. Jackson Fives for you.
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB...you know the family that steals gloves together...
Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hooray for DNA! And hooray for this parody, too!
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD.
alvin rhodes - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...best one i read today....
Guy - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Very gLoverly. I really gLoved this one, Paul. Well done.
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin & Guy - Hey, I appreciate the "Hand" guys. Thanks.
Adagio - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Already voted. Still as good as my comment says.
Paul Robinson - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio.
Guy - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC-W) See above comments. Restoring my trip. 5 vote from previous.
Paul Robinson - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Fine work redoing an oldie like this, I had a fine chortle over the ending. The parentheses were unnecessary and annoying, though. Maybe you should wipe them away after cleaning the glove.
Rick D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
As you know, I love a good punchline. 555
Paul Robinson - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Jake - thanks, glad you liked it...I thought the parentheses would make it clearer - maybe not...Rick, things worked (or dripped) out in the end...thanks...
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)Horrific pun there on your last coment Paul...ewww..but that doesn't effect my vote.
Paul Robinson - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree, Agri...thanks!
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you hear the Mets just signed Michael Jackson? Just what they need: Another washed-up guy with dumb hair who wears a glove on only one hand for no apparent reason. (Update of an old joke. Here's a newer one.) Did you hear the Dallas Cowboys gave Michael Jackson a tryout? Take a guess as to why he wanted to be the quarterback. They had to release him. He was always getting called for illegal use of the hands.
Scathe - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC-W) Ooooookaaaay.
Paul Robinson (not to be confused with the OS song performer...) - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P - Hand me down jokes? I fingered you could come up with something fresher ~ ~ ~ Thanks! ~ ~ ~ Scathe - is that "Okay" or "Ookie" ??
John Jenkins - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good zoo line and clever ending.
Johnny D - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above! ;-)
Paul Robinson - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
JJ & JD - Thank you! Why did I add that "OS" thing to my prior comment? OH...I must have tried to highlight my name and "Tab" it in and hit something I used one time instead...duh...
Arwen - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC--funny Paul!
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen!
Stuart McArthur - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I especially love the title to this, Paul - made me laugh before I even read it - 555
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...
Meriadoc - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one, Paul.
Peregrin - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done Paul - I have tried to do a couple of Glove parodies re OJ but for some reason Merry never wants to finish them with me...hmmm. Now I see Merry saying "Good One" on yours ! WHY I OUGHTTA.....Oh, sorry. Ahem! Well done! 5's!
Claude Prez - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Bubbles did it. Funny stuff Paul.
Paul Robinson - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer/Per/Claude Prez - Thanks!
Jeff Reuben - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good Paul!
Paul Robinson - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff!
Kristof Robertson - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC-W) I rarely...no, I almost NEVER..vote on parodies when I DKTOS, but this was too good to pass up..lovely work, Mr R..555
Paul Robinson - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof...

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