-> "Who Stole My Freaking Glove"
Original Song Title:
"(Who Wrote)The Book Of Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Who Stole My Freaking Glove"
The Lyrics
I wonder, wonder, who, who-oo-ooh, WHO {Loud Drum beat}
(Who stole my Freaking glove)
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Oh, who stole my freaking glove
I've got to know who did it
'Cause you know I'm really bummed
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, could be so rude, DUDE) {Loud Drum beat}
(To steal my freaking glove)
Could it be Marlon?
A member of my crew?
Well, whoever took my freaking glove
I'll put in my zoo
(While they're down there I will make them eat my poo, EEWW!){Loud Drum beat}
(Teach them to steal my glove)
("Janet did", said La Toya)
(It covered her other breast)
("She's a liar". said Janet,
("You know she's been stirring up some trouble, what a pest")
(Germaine said he suspected a member of your band)
(You're just about to crack up)
(all this bullsh*t you just can't stand)
(None of the crap that they've told you is the truth, FOO!) {Loud Drum beat}
(Might have to get real rough)
Maybe, maybe, maybe
politeness just won't do
Hell, I think it's time you did get tough
And do what you must do
(Put a gun to their dumb heads, that's what you'll do, BOO!) (Loud Drum beat}
(Tell me who took my glove)
(Father said was your mother )
(Your mother said "don't you start")
(Germaine now says he's not sure)
(He thought it was a member of your band, but it was dark)
(A friend said someone entered your suite after the dance)
(Was just a boy you slept with)
(And you'd already checked his pants )
(Sure a bummer trying to figure out just who, WHO) {Loud Drum beat}
(Who stole your god-damn glove)
"Pay me, pay me, pay me"
some young boy said to you
"Cause it happens that I have your glove
used it to wipe your goo"
(What a blunder, now I wonder what to do? hmmm) {really, really quiet drum beat}
(My goo is on that glove)
I'm really screwed (BAD!)
DNA on that glove
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