i have pants
big ol' pants for a guy
whose weight was too high
now, i'm nice and light
its a trial
its a trial for this guy
who'd love to eat all night
till those pants fit right

i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me

oh i know
i might overdine
and cross the line
go and eat a ton
here's the thing
if you don't eat smart
you'll hurt your heart
and that's no fun

i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me

don't you know that i love food so
i use it as a crutch
but i'm afraid that i just might let go
and pig out way too much

keep those pants
if that pair is gone
i'll have none to don
if my size should grow
there's a chance
if my diet's blown
and those pants are thrown
that my ass may show

i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me