Song Parodies -> Save A Lap Dance For Me
| Original Song Title: | "Save The Last Dance For Me" |
| Original Performer: | The Drifters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Save A Lap Dance For Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Go and strip, flip a hip for the bird
Who's quick with the word,
Skip his heart a beat
Go and flirt with the squirts
Who'll give till it hurts
Make 'em sweat with heat
But don't forget I'm countin' the bucks
That "Georgie" makes it ninety three
Oh darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
mmmm
Rock and roll with your heart and soul
There on the pole
Till the men go nuts
Do your thing in your skinny thong
Spice up each song with sexy struts
Just don't forget to flash for the cash
Keep doin' well financially
And darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
Do a bump and grind, the red hot kind
Like a chevy with a clutch
That little stop and go,
That I love oh so much..
Make your moves, do a whirl and twirl
Show 'em your their girl
And be booty kind
Feed their eyes, thin their wallet size
Let 'em fantasize
Just burn up their mind
But don't forget my sweet little pet,
That we're married, half belongs to me
So darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
mmmm
(Cash counting interlude)
But don't forget my sweet little pet
We are married, half belongs to me
Oh darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
Put some cash in my lap for me...
mmmm
Who's quick with the word,
Skip his heart a beat
Go and flirt with the squirts
Who'll give till it hurts
Make 'em sweat with heat
But don't forget I'm countin' the bucks
That "Georgie" makes it ninety three
Oh darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
mmmm
Rock and roll with your heart and soul
There on the pole
Till the men go nuts
Do your thing in your skinny thong
Spice up each song with sexy struts
Just don't forget to flash for the cash
Keep doin' well financially
And darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
Do a bump and grind, the red hot kind
Like a chevy with a clutch
That little stop and go,
That I love oh so much..
Make your moves, do a whirl and twirl
Show 'em your their girl
And be booty kind
Feed their eyes, thin their wallet size
Let 'em fantasize
Just burn up their mind
But don't forget my sweet little pet,
That we're married, half belongs to me
So darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
mmmm
(Cash counting interlude)
But don't forget my sweet little pet
We are married, half belongs to me
Oh darlin' Save A Lap Dance For Me
Put some cash in my lap for me...
mmmm
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great concept...lol
What alvin said. ;-)
Thanks, alvin, and Johnny D
Amazing parody, 555
Thanks, Larry
Don't think I know TOS but great rhyming, especially "financially/dance for me". Here's three 5s to buy that next lap dance.
Thanks to Red Ant
Do you realize that you just wrote the new theme for the city of Las Vegas? It sounds better than What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. Congratulations!!!!!!
Thanks, Tim...which line do you mean?...The tag line..."Put some cash in my lap for me."
I was referring to the song title as the new theme of Vegas, but the other idea sounds great, too.
555
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