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Song Parodies -> "A Big Old Fashioned Couple"

Original Song Title:

"A Sweet Old Fashioned Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Teresa Brewer

Parody Song Title:

"A Big Old Fashioned Couple"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is that song about George & Germaine Briant, that old fashioned couple, who likes to enjoy that particular 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast.
But let's take your picture, Roxanne!
But there comes George & Germaine Briant

Wouldn't anybody care to meet a big old-fashioned couple?
It's time for the boy scout
Wouldn't anybody care about big old-fashioned viewers?
It's time for the boy scout

Who's the 300 boy scouter in some viewership
Just a big old elephant, little emephant
Wouldn't anybody care to meet a big old-fashioned couple?

Doesn't anybody care to hear some sweet old-fashioned talk?
Boy, you're terrific, cheesecake!
Wouldn't anybody like to take a nice old-fashioned walk?
Smile, please!

Take a walk around the corner where Roxanne all came
Where you see the elephants and then you'll dance that bop
Wouldn't anybody like to take a nice old-fashioned scout?

Scouting time for you, we can bop on a elephant built for two
Scouting lies for us, you'll get our Roxanne if you'll give us a try

Wouldn't anybody care to meet a sweet old-fashioned scout?
Let's beat the clock!
Wouldn't anybody like to kiss a sweet old-fashioned show?
But I smelled it

You'll just let Bud Collyer because we'll bet your wins
That you'll really see the flavor of our elephants
Wouldn't anybody care to meet a big old-fashioned couple?

It's time to smell it, we went out to that house where the
Carole is ocming
Le'ts take your picture Roxanne, you know went watchin' in, we went
Scoutin' goodbye

Wouldn't anybody care to meet a big old fashioned scout?
George & Germaine is
Wouldn't anybody care about a sweet old-fashioned girl?
It is Carole who enjoyed it

Who's a frantic little scouter in some Beat the Clock
Just a'-crazy watch and viewing little elephant
Wouldn't anybody care to meet a sweet old-fashioned

But boy, you're terrific, cheesecake!
AHHH!

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