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Song Parodies -> "College Protests"
Original Song Title:
"One Little Kiss (From “Kentucky Kernels”)"
Original Performer:
Ted Weems and his Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"College Protests"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
College Protests,
Can’t walk through campus,
Protestors attack us,
Twelve daily, little, college ground protests!
College Protests,
It’s not like high school,
Sorry, no “Yee-haw!” — rules!
Twelve daily, anti-cultural protests!
My song’s not insensitive,
Unlike Gary’s “Yee-Haw” found offensive,
College Protests,
Not six or seven,
Campus grounds aren’t heaven,
Twelve daily, funny, dumb and wrong protests!
Can’t walk through campus,
Protestors attack us,
Twelve daily, little, college ground protests!
College Protests,
It’s not like high school,
Sorry, no “Yee-haw!” — rules!
Twelve daily, anti-cultural protests!
My song’s not insensitive,
Unlike Gary’s “Yee-Haw” found offensive,
College Protests,
Not six or seven,
Campus grounds aren’t heaven,
Twelve daily, funny, dumb and wrong protests!
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Not bad at all.
You must be new or naïve to think this is anywhere near funny or not insensitive. At least the college protesters will know that he’s acknowledging their existence. Question for G&GBF: if you’re obsessed with Gary McNamara’s high school graduation, what does that say about his college graduation? Oh wait, that information doesn’t exist. Never mind. What’s it like to know you’re too stupid to know any music other than great-grandpa music?
Oh joy, Phil Ossifer did yet another reprise of his offense over my favorite hoboes-with-oboes radio moment onto the board. Just curious, does it hurt to be offended by Gary McNamara 24/7? Simple as the day is long…
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I’m rolling over in my grave. What a disgrace to see you all upset over my symphonic contractions, accompanied by the variations of comments regarding the cowboy lines of a senior high school student that occurred 10 years after my death, and then accompanying THAT with the nonsensical protests at college campuses a half a century later. I’m disgusted with you over this.
Well you called me 'stupid'. That is your prerogative if you think I am that. I thought you was the ACTUAL 'Phil Ossifer'. I am ever so sorry that someone is impersonating you. Was only trying to be civil when I said 'Not bad at all'.
The OS is stupid, Gary McNamara is offensive AF, and the Columbia college protests don’t need to be accompanied by a great-grandpa song. This parody is the baddest thing ever and I’m sure Gary McNamara would agree with me even though he’s stupid AF. Darrrrr.
Fair enough, as long that wasn’t aimed at me.
EVEN BETTER GET RID OF THE TROLL/WOTSIT/MORON WHO KEEPS LEAVING BOGUS VOTES IN MULTIPLES OF 13 OR 14. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON LONG ENOUGH. WHY HASN'T ANYTHING HAS BEEN DONE IS BEYOND ME. SOMEONE SORT THIS CRAP OUT PLEASE.
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