Song Parodies -> Crawling Round The House
| Original Song Title: | "Burning Down The House" |
| Original Performer: | Talking Heads/Tom Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crawling Round The House" |
| Parody Written by: | Steven Cavanagh |
The real song doesn't have well defined syllable pattern, but it fits. Trust me :-)
"Watch out"? You think I need a saviour?
This baby's not afraid of danger!
I'm an independent guy,
Crawling round the house!
I'll sit and clap my hands together
You know you can't watch me forever.
Then I'm off and I'm away,
Crawling round the house!
Look at that, it's just not fair.
Why's that boiling pot up there?
I can't reach any higher!
Kitchen, Laundry, mini-bar,
I know where all the fun things are
I'm one smart ankle-biter!
Food in the carpet doesn't spoil it.
Hey- car keys don't float in the toilet.
Look how far toilet rolls can go,
Crawling round the house!
You taught me to finger paint
on the wall it looks just great.
Hands all over the place.
Every artist has a vision,
check out my expressionism:
Made imprints of my face!
I had some breakfast with the doggy
And now my nappy's gone all soggy.
A sandwich for the VCR.
Crawling round the house!
You say "How bad can this get?"
Mum, you ain't seen nothing yet.
That vase wasn't a flier.
Now I'll drool in your handbag
Taste of lipstick makes me gag
Look, A cigarette lighter!
Burning down the house!
This baby's not afraid of danger!
I'm an independent guy,
Crawling round the house!
I'll sit and clap my hands together
You know you can't watch me forever.
Then I'm off and I'm away,
Crawling round the house!
Look at that, it's just not fair.
Why's that boiling pot up there?
I can't reach any higher!
Kitchen, Laundry, mini-bar,
I know where all the fun things are
I'm one smart ankle-biter!
Food in the carpet doesn't spoil it.
Hey- car keys don't float in the toilet.
Look how far toilet rolls can go,
Crawling round the house!
You taught me to finger paint
on the wall it looks just great.
Hands all over the place.
Every artist has a vision,
check out my expressionism:
Made imprints of my face!
I had some breakfast with the doggy
And now my nappy's gone all soggy.
A sandwich for the VCR.
Crawling round the house!
You say "How bad can this get?"
Mum, you ain't seen nothing yet.
That vase wasn't a flier.
Now I'll drool in your handbag
Taste of lipstick makes me gag
Look, A cigarette lighter!
Burning down the house!
The fact that this is fiction is a tribute to the hard work and constant vigilance of my wife. Cav Central
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As a baby sitter who dispises children i'd say you've hit the nail on the head
Great job; makes me glad mine are school age now
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