Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Fugue For Antpiles"

Original Song Title:

"Fugue For Tinhorns"

Original Performer:

Stubby Kaye , Johmnny Silver, Douglas Deane/Walter

Parody Song Title:

"Fugue For Antpiles"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

My first parody of a song form "Guys and Dolls"
got the ants right here
They made a pile here
And here's a guy that said
That the ants should clear
And shoo
And shoo
Guy says ants should clear and shoo
If he ants should clear and shoo
And shoo, and shoo
And shoo
And shoo
Guy says ants should clear and shoo
If he ants should clear and shoo
And shoo,
and shoo
It is a big huge pile
It could run for a mile
Soon they'll walk in single file
Not good
Not good
Getting an ant bites' not good
Lots of ants are here
Not one that's a steer
I hope they don't all crawl all
Over my rear
Can shoo
Can shoo
I say that the ants can shoo
If I say the ants can shoo
Can shoo
Can shoo

They're now forming a line
Theyre all in single file
Like he said, they will run for a mile
Those ants
Those ants
That annoying little pile
Of ants
Just a huge pile of
Those ants
Small ants
Those ants
They formed a big ole line
Bigger than my behind
Theyre all moving as fast as coffee grinds
A race
A race
Those ants are sure in
A race
A race
A race
It's just a big ole line
A pain in the behind
They'll all be moving fast from five to nine
Those ants
Those ants
This is a big huge pile
Of ants

Oh there are lots of ants
Spreading all in a half
Hope none of those ants don't
Don't get so wild that
They go
And then
I'll literally have them
In my pants
I'll do
A dance
I hope
That they
I hope that don't do that
The pile is so big that
It almost looks like a mini
Mountain range if that
Oh crap!
Oh crap!
Ants are everywhere
Oh crap!
These ants wont go away
Oh crap!
Oh Crap!
Oh Crap!
Just look at all these ants
I think they came from France
Out of some big huge pile of some underpants

Ants right here!
Form a line!
Lots of ants!

Still a huge, pile here!

2004 Jack Wilson

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Ghetto John - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, I dont know the song, but I enjoyed reading it...good job. For questions or comments email me at.....

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 744