-> "Nothin' for Christmas (Office Party Edition)"
Original Song Title:
"Nuttin' for Christmas"
Original Performer:
S. Tepper/R. Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"Nothin' for Christmas (Office Party Edition)"
The Lyrics
Those nonstop carols in my head--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
I swear I should have stayed in bed--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
Some clown spilled eggnog on the rug,
raved about that date-rape drug,
claimed the boss had left a "bug"--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
Oh, I'm doin' nothin' for Christmas--
next year, they can't make me mad.
I'm doin' nothin' for Christmas--
these parties ain't nothin' but sad.
Some joker broke the boss's chair--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
He sprayed fake snow in people's hair--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
He took a leak on all the plants,
ran up the phone bill calling France
so he could gossip with his aunts--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
So, I'm doin' nothin' for Christmas--
next year, they can't make me mad.
I'm doin' nothin' for Christmas--
these parties ain't nothin' but sad.
The boss picked me for Santa Claus--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
He packed the suit with first-aid gauze--
ugh, what a b***h for me!
He told me "Next year, gain some weight;
you're skin and bones, don't look too great!"
By next year, I might quit...too late!
Ugh, what a b***h for me!
It better be good, next party at work--
'cause if it's not, I'll tell those jerks,
I ain't comin' for Christmas!
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