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Song Parodies -> "Varsity Wrestling"

Original Song Title:

"Special Olympics"

Original Performer:

Stephen Lynch

Parody Song Title:

"Varsity Wrestling"

Parody Written by:

Jack Treese

The Lyrics

Watch their pulls,
watch their falls,
watch 'em grab each other's balls
it's wrestling
Varsity Wrestling

Watch their moves,
watch their crass
watch them finger evr'y single a**
called oil checks
During Varsity Wrestling

And I know by class
that I will lose my a**
but those guys grabbin
each other in weird ways has to be
the most disturbing thing I've ever
seen in my life
during Varsity Wrestiling

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   11
 2   1
 3   1
 4   1
 5   6

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A wrestler - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Stupid, because that is not what really goes on, obviously this person watches the wrong Varsity Wrestling, some other crap he finds on the internet. Not funny in the least bit, now if it said Boys Basketball, that would be super funny and correct....
kc - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
shut up A wrestler you r a retarded little bastard basketball rocks!!!!
patton1944 - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO, wrestler is just trying to cover for what REALLY goes on in the locker room, cause that stuff has to be true with the ways they start with one guy on all fours and the other gropping him from behind.
Better than you - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I suppose you can make fun of it all you want, while I believe that song's hilarious, I do have to say that the song's completely off from true wrestling. Wow, basketball ey? hm... interesting... considering that basketball is probably (besides baseball) one of the most loved sports for being (a mainly) male sport. While I see this, I also see that basketball boys play with each other's balls consistently and they can't help it I guess. In regards to the locker room guy, I suppose he was one of those people that was really raped in the locker room and got a sex change so he can really PMS all the time about it. So, A wrestler, is correct, it's about discipline and when a person can be confortable with physically competing against another person, then that is a true man (women also compete, so I can't cut them out).
Stretford420 - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Not the best parody ive ever heard given that Ive watched WWE RAW weekly for years, but meets the pacing of the original well.......oh, and Isn't this technically an incomplete parody because there is a 2nd verse to the original

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