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Song Parodies -> "Beautiful Dreamer"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Dreamer"
Original Performer:
Stephen Foster
Parody Song Title:
"Beautiful Dreamer"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
A song about hibernation:
Beautiful Dreamer by Jeffrey “Dr Chordate” Moran
Beautiful dreamer, hibernating endotherm,
You lie there so peaceful, no twitching or squirm.
Last summer you gorged and put on some weight.
But now you sleep with slow metabolic rate.
Beautiful dreamer, in the cold hibernate,
Low body temp, slow breathing, heart rate.
You hibernate to conserve energy,
So you can survive when there’s nothing to eat.
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me.
You’re a lot thinner than you used to be.
Use brown fat to revive from your dormant bliss
Via non-shivering thermogenesis.
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me . . .
Beautiful dreamer, hibernating endotherm,
You lie there so peaceful, no twitching or squirm.
Last summer you gorged and put on some weight.
But now you sleep with slow metabolic rate.
Beautiful dreamer, in the cold hibernate,
Low body temp, slow breathing, heart rate.
You hibernate to conserve energy,
So you can survive when there’s nothing to eat.
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me.
You’re a lot thinner than you used to be.
Use brown fat to revive from your dormant bliss
Via non-shivering thermogenesis.
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me . . .
Copyright 2016 by Jeffrey Moran http://drchordate.com/
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I bet this is the first time anyone has used the words "endotherm", "metabolic", or "thermogenesis" in a parody.
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