Song Parodies -> Battle of Tolkeen
| Original Song Title: | "Battle of New Orleans" |
| Original Performer: | Standard |
| Parody Song Title: | "Battle of Tolkeen" |
| Parody Written by: | Randy Ping |
If you are a fan of the 6-part "Siege on Tolkeen" series published by Palladium Books, you'll recognize the plot. For those wo aren't, here is a simplified background:In a post-apocalyptic future, Tolkeen, a city of magicians and dimensional,alien beings(called D-Bees), is invaded and destroyed by a human supremacist nation called the Coalition States(CS). The CS use Nazi-like propaganda to rally their population to hate, and commit to a horrible war of genocide on their neighbors. Oddly, the "bad-guys"(CS) win in the series. But at a terrible price; their humanty.
In P.A. 106
we took a little trip
along whith General Drogue
Beyond the mighty Mississip'
We took along our rail-guns
and some heavy laser beams
We kiled alot of d-bees
In our Siege upon Tolkeen
CHORUS:
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
"Hut, two,
hut, two, three, four"
Well, Tolkeen reprised
with The Sorcerers Revenge
They wiped out all our skelebots
and they thought it was the end
Even though our nukes failed
The Generals wouldn't wait
We took the offensive
In a bloody war of hate
CHORUS:
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
So that's history
we won it in the end
we had a tiff with Free Quebec
But, we're allies once again
When you look at the horizon
see some remnants from the scene
Of the burning body embers
of the people of Tolkeen
CHORUS:
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
Yes,
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
we took a little trip
along whith General Drogue
Beyond the mighty Mississip'
We took along our rail-guns
and some heavy laser beams
We kiled alot of d-bees
In our Siege upon Tolkeen
CHORUS:
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
"Hut, two,
hut, two, three, four"
Well, Tolkeen reprised
with The Sorcerers Revenge
They wiped out all our skelebots
and they thought it was the end
Even though our nukes failed
The Generals wouldn't wait
We took the offensive
In a bloody war of hate
CHORUS:
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
So that's history
we won it in the end
we had a tiff with Free Quebec
But, we're allies once again
When you look at the horizon
see some remnants from the scene
Of the burning body embers
of the people of Tolkeen
CHORUS:
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
Yes,
We tied 'em up
lined 'em up and shot 'em,
and Buried their bodies in a shallow grave
We left 'em rottin'
with the whole thing forgotten
Even though it was a bad way to behave
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