-> "Cold Water"
Original Song Title:
"Cool Water"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cold Water"
The Lyrics
Freeze in this tub,
I'll tell ya' Bub,
I'm needin' somethin' hotter..
Cold Water (water, water)
The wife buys clothes,
When gas bill, owes,
Pay it, she knows, I taught her..
Cold damned Water (water,)
Cold, (water)
Damned, (water)
Water, (water)
Fantasized a plan,
I could hire Dirty Dan
He's an evil nasty man
Who would finish my wife, Nan,
I oughter, (oughter)
Dan, here's fift-ee, that big green tree,
Where the water's deep and free
The secret's between you and me,
(Water, water)
Indemnity, six digits, gee!
Enough for me, and water,
Hot water (water)
But then, Dan, he
Might blackmail me,
Want more mon-ee..for slaughter (slaughter)
Slaughter, (slaughter)
Slaughter, (slaughter)
Slaughter, (slaughter)
Keep a-movin', Dan
Think I'm scrappin' this whole plan
Beat the devil, while I can
Don'cha murder my wife, Nan..Dan Cotter (Cotter)
She's in with me,
This cold, tub-ee
Soon, plenty hot we'll be
Hot love from her and me, I got her (got her)
Hot, (water)
Steamed, (water)
Water, (water)
No more Cold Water
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