My dog is laced
With toilet waste
He loves to taste that water,
Stool Water, (Water)
Old Dan, I cry, you're gonna' die
You drink it, why? that water.. (Water)
Stool, (Water)
Pee-er (Water)
Water, (Water)

Don't be stupid, Dan
Folks been peein' in there, Man
Stop your slurpin', while you can
If you do not understand, you ought'er (Water)
Dan, can't ya' see it's yellowy? (Water)
Little brown stuff floatin' free (Water)
It's a bowl that's meant for pee and poo..
(Water...Water)

Old Dan's so droll,
Ignores his bowl,
The pot's his goal, Stool Water,
Stool Water, (Water)
I'll wake at dawn,
And stretch and yawn
There's Dan hooked on Stool Water, (Water)
Water, (Water)
Water. (Water)
Water, (Water)

Stop your slurpin' ,Dan,
'Cause you're always burpin', Dan
That contaminated can
Gives you bad breath I can't stand, Stool Water,
(Water...Water)
Dan, doncha' see it's yellowy? (Water)
Flaky brown stuff floatin' free, (Water)
Just a bowl that's meant for pee and poo,
(Water...Water)

Stool, (Water)
Pee-er, (Water)
Water, (Water)

Stool, (Water)
Pee-er, (Water)
Water..
(Stool, pee-er, water)