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Song Parodies -> "The One Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Knights of the Round Table"

Original Performer:

Song From Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Parody Song Title:

"The One Ring"

Parody Written by:

Silver Power

The Lyrics

Frodo and Sam look up at the high tower of Cirith Ungol, high above them, when suddenly.....

*ba-dum, ba-dum bum bum*

We're orcs of the land of Mordor,
We dance along the corridor
We do routines, and cut out spleens,
And attack the good guys' border
We dine here in Cirith Ungol
We eat bread with mold quite fungal.

*dum dum dum dum dum dum da, dum dum da, dum dum da, dum dum dum dum dum dum da, dum dum dum dum daaaa*

We're orcs of the land of Mordor,
We kill when we're given the order
But many times, we're given rhymes,
That are to sing quite poor(der)
We guard here at Cirith Ungol,
And we never, ever, bungle.

*orcs tap-dance along the corridors, play tunes on each other's helmets, etc.*

All are tough and sure ter
Chop up your wife and dorter,
We kill the elves, and men themselves,
Despite the fact we're shorter,
We have fun in the land of Mordor

*an extremely fat orc gets up and sings*

I'm very rarely bored(ur)

*dum dum dum dum dum da-da, dum da-da da-dum, daaaaaa!*

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 27

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Just when I thought I'd seen the last Tolkienian parody for a while, another decent one comes up. As far as pacing goes, part of the original song's humor *did* lie in strained pacing and rhymes--so I'll give this three fives for the effort to capture even that part.
TheLegendaryChosenOne - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great! Man, I practically busted a gut when I read this! A definite triple 5!
Agrimorfee - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute. I thought that this was going to be a parody of "The One Thing" by INXS! Not bad at all. 555
John Harvey - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That is the most rediculous song I've ever seen on this site. You got all 5's from me despite minor pacing problems. "Despite the fact we're shorter". Good God... that's brilliant...
Steven Cavanagh - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I.. have.. to.. walk.. with.. Sam-a-lot!
2nz - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
No, on second thought, let's NOT go to Middle Earth, it is a silly place...
Silver Power - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
=) Thank you. I mainly dwell at inthe00s.com but i write parodies also. I have written 4 parodies so far, just need 6 more and i will get even more people checking them out.
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Frodo: Cirith Ungol!
Sam: Cirith Ungol!
Gollum: It's only a model.
Frodo & Sam: Shhh.
pickle - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
When I saw ROTK I actually expected the Intermission music from 'Monty Python & The Holy Grail' when they went over the bridge!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(SCI-FI) Ha! This was brilliant! Much laugh, much laugh! 5s
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought I'd commented on this one already: super stuff, really excellent.
Silver Power - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Spank You Very Much, I Mean Stank You Very Much, I Mean Skank You Very Much, I Mean Bank You Very Much, I Mean Rank You Very Much, I Mean Hank You Very Much, I Mean Crank You Very Much, I Mean Lank You Very Much, I Mean Quank You Very Much, I Mean Pank You Very Much, I Mean Dank You Very Much, I Mean Nank You Very Much, I Mean Mank You Very Much, I Mean Vank You Very Much, I Mean Cank You Very Much, I Mean Zank You Very Much, I Mean Sank You Very Much, I Mean Fank You Very Much, I Mean Jank You Very Much, I Mean Wank You Very Much, I Mean Yank You Very Much, I Mean THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YES! FINALLY I GOT IT OUT! Lol..
Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(Sci-Fi/Fantasy) That orc's not dead...he's pinin' for the desolate, ash-covered, Mount-Doom-eruption-blasted land of Mordor!
Paul Robinson - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(Sci-Fi) Sorry, I guess I need to have a "Ring Job" done because I'm just blowing (white) smoke when I read these "LOTR" parodies...just doesn't work for me because I can't do the imagery to them...
martha - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
seriously funny ryhming on this ... superb!
BagEnder - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT!!! i love that movie five shall be the number of the rating, and the number of the rating shall be five. No more, no less. Four shall thou not rate, nor shalt thou rate to two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to five. One is right out.
Lilli - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Just lovely! Two of my favourite movies in one parody! You did a great job. And i like the thought of orcs dancing along a corridor. Great!
Phil Alexander - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Just revisited this one at random - still excellent. Makes me wish I'd written it, actually. ;-)
Erik - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh ... wow. That was utterly hilarious. Wonderful, wonderful job.
KintarosTiger - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
On second thought let's NOT go to Cirith Ungol. It is a silly place. XD Nice one, dude, nice one.
DJ Blaze - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Just like "99 Uruk-hai", this is another awesome LOTR parody. Keep it up, man! By the way, I forgot to mention I do play Heavy mode on DDR when you commented my "The DDR Nerd" parody. 4-5-4

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