-> "Let The Thorpe Swim"
Original Song Title:
"Greatest View and The Door"
Parody Song Title:
"Let The Thorpe Swim"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
[To the tune of 'Greatest View']
Thorpey paddles best. (Klim's name backwards is milk.)
But oh, Thorpe tumbled. And now he's DISQ.
The fall is laughed at by buffoons. Cuz no-one supports
Thorpe like me.
How could Thorpe slowly overbalance, dude?
We're swearing our heads off, disgraced.
The start gun had not gone off.
Don't know why Ian went slipping. D'oh!
I'm cringing, oh. Cringe now as he, falls kersplot.
A shameful view from here.
I'm cringing, oh. Cringe now as he, falls kersplot.
A shameful view from here.
Mistakes cost Olympics, Thorpe started and got wet.
Before the lactic show was meant to.
Shame, that awful fall that turned him into sin.
I'm cringing, oh. Cringe now as he, falls kersplot.
A shameful view from here.
I'm cringing, oh. Cringe now as he, falls kersplot.
A shameful view from here.
Oh well, he goes for 100 and 2. Still fearing and dreading a late
Start. Oh god. And finally I know: falling in was all for show.
[To the tune of 'The Door']
Should'nt have fell in. Poor. No Thorpe for Athens 'oh-four'.
Take your time. Let the Thorpe, let the Thorpe swim.
He'd've won. So let the Thorpe swim
How could you, eliminate such a swimming great.
We hiss and boo. Take him to Athens.
We hiss and boo. Take him now.
Let me know if they were tight.
Let me know, please AmIRight?
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