-> "Old Man Griffey"
Original Song Title:
"Old Man River"
Parody Song Title:
"Old Man Griffey"
The Lyrics
(Verse) There's an old man who's from Cincinnati
He's the old man that we loved to see
But the front office has all gone batty
'specially the boss, that Walt Jockerty!
(Chorus) Old Man Griffey, that Old Man Griffey
His spirit's mighty, his body's iffy!
They say he's jaded, so now he's traded away!
Swung his bat like a mighty mallet
A Hall of Famer on the first ballot
A real old sly fox, he's with the White Sox today
He plays hard and he plays brisk
Six hundred homers with no asterisk!
He has style and he has class
Without steroid needles sticking in his ass!
We'll be hoping that we'll be seein'
He'll get hacked off and deck Ozzie Guillen!
So Old Man Griffey, good luck, go out and play!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.3 | |
How Funny: | 4.3 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 3 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 4 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.